And Welcome to the page that is sooo much better than Orlando Bloom page ("Nu-Uh" ~Caitlin)
THIS IS FOR ME, AND ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um...not really. They're PART Ally's and PART anybody else's who wants them....
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The Ultimate Test
If you still have the "burning flame" for Johnny after this less-than-flattering image, you are indeed a true fan (or stalker...but that's OK!) (The man lives in FRANCE for Pete's sake, why is he wearing a COWBOY hat???!!!) |
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Shame Shame Shame (I Don't Wanna Go to Mexico no more, more, More)
Well isn't he just a fine and dandy role model for people these days? Not only does he smoke, he's got a drinking problem, too. And that's not his wife eather! (Oh YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Two for One! GO JOHNNY!!) |
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Beautiful Johnny and the Fork
"And today, kiddies, I'm going to teach you how to painlessly rip your brains out of your head with a fork! Doesn't that sound fun?!" (*DISCLAIMER* Johnny Depp did NOT actually say this....I think....) |
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NOOOOO!!!!!!
Don't do it Johnny! You're too beautiful to die! And if you die, WE'LL ALL HAVE TO LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!!!! Don't do this to us!! The horror! The hair gel!!!!! |
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HEY!
Shiny shirt!! (Like the one Frodo had...except not...) My Grandma has curtains like that, in case anybody cares...
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How Cute
"No, mommy, I don't have a drinking problem." (*DISCLAIMER* Johnny Depp might have said this...but I'm not exactly sure...) |
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GQ (Gay Queers, no offense to the gay or the queers)
Smile pretty (prettier than Orlando, just kidding [Caitlin gasped in horror]). Here he is playing a guitar made out of hub caps, wow, science these days. |
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